(Source: morestudio)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

bonjour700:

There’s just something about this - Imgur

myexpandingsoul:

vinefame:

kinda wanna get laid kinda wanna sleep

Me 24/7

(Source: fstw)

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

thechelby:

who just puts giant britney spears lyrics on their wall

(Source: becomingroux)

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

(Source: rckrbelle)

(Source: myscars)

Someone is well fed and/or preggo

(Source: addelburgh)

killapura:

rachwubblewoo:

fearandloathinginnewyork:

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

It’s 5:30 AM and I’m about to pee

Actually cannot cope with how much I am laughing

Laughed for 15 years

(Source: padfootvioletstilinski)

opium-whore:

Thank you, Mr. Griffith.

A little late.

sunny-smiley:

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